Very brief update:
Mat Simpson has requested we find out what Kool Aid is. I think it's orange squash, except you buy it in crystals, but time will tell.
Along the same lines, I resolve to try every vended food listed by that weird bloke in Repo Man. Doritos and Oreos, we have them in Britain, but even though I can't possibly imagine what they are, I am salivating already at the thought of Yohos, Toscitos and Lorna Doones.